I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River
this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat, because of all the guns and bombs he was
Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling
to stay afloat, because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they
didn’t get help, they’d surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help
those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff’s Office and the Dept. of Homeland
Security. It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I’m starting to think I wasted two first class stamps.