Speaking German in Texas

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water
from the rancher’s stock pond. The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: “Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser
nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.” Which means: “Glad to meet you! Don’t drink the water. The cows have shit in it.”

The man shouted back: “I’m from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can’t understand you. Please
speak in English.”

The rancher replied: “Use both hands.”

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