Quotes From My Ex-Caddy

I had a caddy once that thought he should have been on late nite
television…a real comic.

I jotted down some of the comments he made during a few of my rounds.

10 Of My Ex-Caddy’s Best Comments

  • #10.
    Me: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
    Caddy: “I don’t think you can keep your head down that long.”

  • #9.
    Me: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
    Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

  • #8.
    Me: “Do you think my game is improving?”
    Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”

  • #7.
    Me: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
    Caddy: “Eventually.”

    Me: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
    Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a

    Me: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much
    of a distraction.”
    Caddy: “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.”

    Me: “How do you like my game?”
    Caddy: “Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.”

    Me: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?”
    Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”

    Me: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
    Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”

    and the #1 best caddy comment:
    Me: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
    Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”

    So, who needs a caddy anyway!

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