Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel “pick up your shovel,
mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land.”
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up
a Camel, this is the promised land.”
Now Our Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about the Health Care Plan, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called Lifeline,
the suicide help line. Got a freakin’ call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck…..