Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of the stupidity and
irony of the government.
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of
Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free
Meals and Food Stamps ever – 46 million people now receive Food
The National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the
Interior, instructs us “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.” Their stated
reason for the policy is because “The animals will grow dependent on
handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.”
Thus ends today’s lesson in government stupidity and irony.