Wife’s Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer. Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. You turn the body half a circle to make the ball go straight. And
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls.” The blonde continued to look
The Golfer He left home around 8:30 to play golf with his friends. On the way out the door, he answered his wife’s “What time will you be home?” question with “Probably around 1:30 – I’ll have lunch at the club.” Well, 1:30 came and went, 3:00 passed, 6:15, still not home, finally at about
A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Verde , Fla. , exactly the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the small green that is on a small spit of land. It was
Let’s start 2010 with a little levity! At dawn the telephone rings, ‘Hello, Senor Bud? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house. ‘Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem? ‘Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Bud, that your parrot, he is dead’ ‘My parrot?