Category: Golf

Senior Sex

The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations Board of Health Teams. They revealed that: North American men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men,

ObamaGolf…

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Frank and Joe, Golf Forever…

Two 85-year-old men had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Frank was dying, Joe visited him every day. One day Joe said, “Frank, we both loved playing golf all our lives, and we started playing soon after high school. Please do me one favor: when you get to heaven, somehow

Just a Little Golf Levity…

Just a little golf levity….. Feherty is a CBS and Golf Channel announcer who finds very unique and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind … (he’s probably always on time delay these days). Feherty Quotes: “Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle

Learn New Golf Term

In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not

Wife’s Diary vs. Husband’s Diary

Wife’s Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t