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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

Here are some amazingly simple home remedies that I’m sure you can
put to good use.

  • Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
    else to hold them while you chop.
  • Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using
    the sink.
  • For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
    a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember
    to use a timer.
  • A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
    from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
    button.
  • If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you’ll
    be afraid to cough.
  • You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
    doesn’t move and should, use the WD -40. If it shouldn’t move and
    does, use the duct tape.
  • If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Daily Thought:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT
THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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Attended Pasadena City College with major in Accounting.

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