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The Marriage Councelor

A little levity never hurt anyone!

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.


When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they
had been married.


On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she
had endured.


Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the
therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to
stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with
a raised eyebrow.


The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs
at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”


“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on
Fridays, I play golf.”

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