Golf And What It All Means

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good
bottle of beer.


Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. You turn the
body half a circle to make the ball go straight. And the lowest score wins.


And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks. Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul
balls.


If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here’s a valuable tip: your
life is in trouble.


Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.


The term ‘mulligan’ is really a contraction of the phrase ‘maul it again.’


A ‘gimme’ can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers …neither of whom can putt very well.


An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.


Golf’s a hard game to figure. One day you’ll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every
green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really play like a pro.


If your best shots are the practice swing and the ‘gimme putt’, you might wish to reconsider this game.


Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.


David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex……

  • #10… A below par performance is considered damn good.
  • #09…. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
  • #08… It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.
  • #07… Foursomes are encouraged.
  • #06… You can still make money doing it as a senior.
  • #05…. Three times a day is possible.
  • #04… Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
  • #03… If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
  • #02… You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.

    And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex…..

  • #01… When your equipment gets old you can replace it..

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